Tuesday, October 7, 2014

Exhaustion, Happloween, and Vegetable Porn


[21:00:29] <@BA> *waves*

[21:00:31] <@BA> So.

[21:00:33] <@BA> fucking.

[21:00:34] <julia> Hey

[21:00:35] <@BA> tired.

[21:00:43] <julia> <--- yes

[21:00:48] <Sean> Have you guys painted all the things?

[21:00:55] <julia> no

[21:00:56] <@BA> no

[21:00:59] <@BA> :(

[21:00:59] <julia> whimpers

[21:01:05] <@BA> come to help

[21:01:18] <@BA> we need to do lots

[21:01:32] <@BA> it's just not going as quick as we wanted. :(

[21:01:36] <julia> nods

[21:01:37] <Sean> nods

[21:01:38] <@BA> I mean, it's PRETTY

[21:01:41] <julia> very tired

[21:01:43] <Sean> it never does, does it?

[21:01:49] <@BA> I can't wait to show off the sun room

[21:01:53] <@BA> with SILVER PAINT

[21:02:27] <@BA> and, if I can swing it in the budget

[21:02:35] <@BA> we're getting a fire table for the back yard!

[21:02:41] <Sean> oh fun!

[21:02:45] <@BA> nods

[21:02:59] <@BA> it'll have a place for your drink

[21:03:05] <julia> we had to get something tallish

[21:03:05] <julia> for the bassets

[21:03:21] <@BA> I just want a neat place outside

[21:03:28] <@BA> to look at the mountains

[21:03:29] <Sean> nods

[21:04:10] <@BA> so, we made candy apple margaritas tonight

[21:04:17] <@BA> to go with steak and salad

[21:04:19] <Sean> any good?

[21:04:24] <@BA> not bad at all

[21:04:32] <@BA> next time, less lime more cinnamon

[21:04:39] <julia> yes

[21:04:45] <julia> it was a llittle too apple

[21:05:16] <@BA> Oh! I have an apple tree in the new backyard! I brought it back to eat.

[21:05:40] <Sean> that's very cool

[21:05:51] <julia> one apple

[21:05:56] <julia> not the tree

[21:06:00] <Sean> LOL

[21:06:05] <@BA> oh, shut up

[21:06:13] <julia> Cackles

[21:06:15] <@BA> did I mention the tired?

[21:06:29] <@BA> I feel like I've been beat on

[21:06:33] <Sean> awww

[21:06:42] <Sean> you need a masszge

[21:06:44] <julia> yeah

[21:06:47] <Sean> with less z

[21:06:59] <julia> too bad I'm too tired to give one

[21:08:25] <@BA> LOL

[21:08:28] <@BA> no shit

[21:08:37] <@BA> hell, I just need a fucking cup of coffee

[21:08:57] <@BA> *opens mouth and sends psychic vibes to the coffee maker*

[21:09:03] <@BA> I'll holler if it works

[21:09:11] <Sean> LOL

[21:11:20] BA leans and counts colors of paint speckles that have survived post shower

[21:11:22] <@BA> purple

[21:11:24] <@BA> cream

[21:11:28] <@BA> brown

[21:11:29] <@BA> silver

[21:11:45] <julia> LOL

[21:11:45] <Sean> polka dotted ba!

[21:11:54] <@BA>there's still blue, pink, red and turquoise to go

[21:11:52] <julia> sorry

[21:12:01] <julia> I think I blcked out for a minute

[21:12:03] <@BA> she fell asleep

[21:12:10] <@BA> it was adorable

[21:12:24] <Sean> cackles

[21:12:26] <@BA> and, honestly, more than a little impressive

[21:12:38] <@BA> given that the dogs have lots their damn minds

[21:12:46] <@BA> talk about stressed O.o

[21:12:49] <julia> they are loud

[21:12:58] <@BA> lots?

[21:12:58] <Sean> poor beasties

[21:13:01] <@BA> lost

[21:13:33] <@BA> spelling is my friend (which I typed at sleeping at first... Freudian slip?)

[21:14:01] <Sean> yep

[21:14:04] <Sean> very slippy

[21:14:41] <julia> are y'alll speaking english?

[21:15:11] <Sean> nope

[21:15:18] <@BA> not even a little

[21:15:21] <@BA> ;-)

[21:16:04] <@BA> Okay, so, Halloween Wars is back on Food Network. I'm stupidly excited.

[21:16:13] <Sean> oh fun

[21:16:25] <Sean> Halloween is Rock's favorite holiday

[21:16:30] <@BA> heeeeee

[21:16:50] <@BA> I know that Coke and Nattie dress the bulls up...

[21:18:10] <BA> O.o

[21:18:12] <Sean> he likes the little candy and he thinks Rig and Dick don't know he eats a ton of it

[21:18:27] <BA> Oh, I miss Halloween candy

[21:20:07] <BA> Actually, I miss Rock, too. ;-)

[21:20:18] <Sean> heeeee

[21:20:33] <BA> and there goes Julia

[21:20:35] <BA> O.o

[21:21:01] <Julia> I think the chat is telling us to be asleep

[21:21:03] <Julia> zzzzzzzz

[21:21:07] <Sean> lol

[21:21:08] <Sean> yeah

[21:21:35] <Sean> even those of us not moving house and painting are tired

[21:21:51] <BA> I wonder if your Jim ever dresses up like Carrot Top

[21:22:01] <Julia> Please God, no

[21:22:05] Sean looks at you

[21:22:09] <Sean> never

[21:22:15] <BA> @.@

[21:22:23] <BA> <--- that's my innocent look

[21:22:31] <Sean> uh-huh

[21:22:36] <Julia> no way

[21:22:39] <Sean> it's almost as believable as mine

[21:22:44] <BA> almost

[21:22:55] <Julia> the Bloodrose boys love Halloween

[21:23:05] <Julia> Jonny does a bang up party at the club

 

[21:23:57] <Sean> it's a requirement for vamps to like happloween, isn't it?

[21:24:03] <Sean> Halloween

[21:24:09] <Julia> not according to Buffy o.O

[21:24:14] <BA> happloween

[21:24:18] <BA> HAPPLOWEEN

[21:24:44] <BA> I declare that Oct. 31 will now be known as Happloween, dammit.

[21:24:59] <Julia> I like it!

[21:25:04] <Julia> What do we do with it

[21:25:27] <BA> there should be wine

[21:25:31] <BA> and chocolate

[21:25:43] <Julia> or do we just never have to say happy halloween again

[21:25:48] <Sean> and beer and chips

[21:25:59] <BA> and,  uh, carved pickles

[21:26:26] <Sean> only if we get to carve them into penises

[21:26:27] <Julia> instead of jack o piunkins?

[21:26:35] <Julia> punkins

[21:26:38] <BA> jack o' pickles

[21:26:44] <Julia> an, we're GOOD spellers

[21:26:54] <BA> indeed

[21:27:25] <BA> Poultrygeists

[21:27:32] <Sean> lol

[21:28:04] <BA> Chickens are scary

[21:28:06] <Sean> cluckityboooo

[21:28:28] BA cackles

[21:28:31] <Julia> dude

[21:28:41] <Julia> they were just fisting a pumpkin on halloween wars

[21:28:44] <Julia> happoween

[21:29:25] <Sean> even pumpkins need lots of lube when fisting

[21:29:27] <BA> Oh, Jesus. You said fisting. Sean's going to be all... you can fist a pumpkin?

[21:30:50] <Sean> I'm betting you can ;)

[21:31:00] <BA> I'm betting you've written it

[21:31:44] <Sean> can't say I have ever writing vegetable on vegetable sex

[21:31:48] <Sean> written

[21:32:01] <BA> Vegetable on vegetable sex

[21:32:10] <BA> the carrot porks the eggplant?

[21:32:56] <Sean> how about a parsnip/potato/tomato threesome?

[21:32:59] <BA> do you think the butternet squash ever gets laid?

[21:33:10] <BA> the tomato would never survive

[21:33:25] <Sean> maybe he's a voyeur

[21:33:29] <BA> maybe parsnip/potato/celery

[21:33:42] <BA> the tomato could rub up with the avocado

[21:33:50] <BA> nothing hard core

[21:33:54] <BA> ;-)

[21:34:34] <Julia> O.O

[21:34:37] <Julia> man, I doze off

[21:34:41] <BA> and then there's the onions

[21:34:46] <Julia> and y'all lose your minds

[21:34:51] <BA> if the garlic and onion get it on, is that incest?

[21:34:55] <Julia> better then moose porn, I guess

[21:35:07] <Sean> the onions are meanies -- they always make everyone cry

[21:35:07] <Julia> <than>

[21:35:12] <BA> and then, what about olives

[21:35:23] <Sean> they're already stuffed

[21:35:27] <BA> HA!

[21:35:31] <Julia> snort

[21:35:38] BA giggles madly

[21:35:44] <BA> very nice

[21:35:48] <Sean> vegetable porn

[21:35:51] <Julia> boom

[21:35:53] <Sean> bachickawowow

[21:36:27] <Julia> old MacDonald had a farm, e-i-e-i-oooooh

[21:36:38] <BA> no. just no.

[21:36:43] <Sean> lol

[21:36:46] <Julia> were horses

[21:36:51] <BA> I can tell that y'all are looking for trouble

[21:36:54] <BA> NO HORSES

[21:36:56] <BA> NONE.

[21:36:57] <BA> NO

[21:36:59] <Julia> heeeee

[21:37:05] <Julia> I knew that would happen

[21:37:08] <BA> I will beat you both with a wet noodle

[21:37:08] <Sean> lol

[21:37:15] <Sean> oooo beatings

[21:37:16] <Julia> dude

[21:37:33] <Julia> threaten Sean with something scary

[21:37:37] <BA> until you have had your arm in a horse up to the elbow, you can't judge

[21:38:04] <Julia> I have, but never a male one

[21:38:08] <Julia> so m/m is safe

[21:38:13] <BA> I'll just dangle flaccid penises to terrify

[21:38:23] <BA> I know where you sleep, J.

[21:38:47] <Sean> lolol

[21:39:27] <Julia> pphhppptttt

[21:39:36] <Julia> tonight I am asleep at my computer

[21:39:43] <BA> nods

[21:39:58] <BA> I think we might have to just stay here tomorrow

[21:40:15] <BA> take a day to work and not paint something

[21:40:33] <BA> go to the coffeeshop and drink all the things

[21:42:36] <BA> oh, happy Thanksgiving, ye olde Canadian!

[21:42:44] <Sean> not til next week

[21:42:58] <Sean> but thank you

[21:43:01] <BA> I know, but it's next Monday, right?

[21:43:05] <Sean> nods

[21:43:12] <BA> so the next chat is Tuesday

[21:43:20] <BA> which would be late

[21:43:28] <BA> so I'm early

[21:43:32] <BA> PRAISE ME

[21:43:34] <BA> ;-)

[21:43:40] <Sean> right

[21:43:40] <Sean> nods

[21:43:40] <Sean> you're right

[21:43:55] <Julia> good dog

[21:43:59] <BA> thank you

[21:44:03] <Sean> go you :)

[21:44:07] <Julia> Happoween

[21:44:17] <BA> every so often my ego is delicate *snorts*

[21:44:23] <BA> Fragile

[21:44:32] <BA> I'm a sensitive flower

[21:44:32] <Julia> a wilted flower

[21:45:37] <BA> I need a minion

[21:45:50] <BA> maybe we could all go in together and get one

[21:45:56] <Julia> sure

[21:46:33] <Sean> minions for all!

[21:46:35] <BA> I mean a real one, not a yellow cute one

[21:46:43] <BA> like someone that will do our bidding

[21:47:13] <BA> I could bid a lot

[21:47:19] <BA> like right now

[21:47:25] <BA> I still need coffee.

[21:48:11] <Julia> we should get you some

[21:48:15] <Julia> and let me doze

[21:48:21] <Julia> <.<

[21:48:27] <Sean> I could doze myself

[21:48:29] <Sean> we should say goodnight

[21:48:33] <Julia> >.>

[21:48:38] <BA> nodnods

[21:48:48] <Julia> we'll do better next week

[21:48:52] <Julia> ;)

[21:49:14] <BA> love y'all. *kisses*

[21:49:16] <Sean> goodnight

[21:49:21] <BA> night sweetpea

[21:49:30] <Julia> night!


 

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