<julia> Hey y'all
<Sean> 2 days!
<julia> two more days, Sean
<Sean> can't wait
<Sean> we are going to eat and see things
<julia> it's coooold
<Sean> and go places
<Sean> I like cold
<BA> My sister's here. Her flight today was cancelled. We told her, if we couldn't get her out, y'all would have to share the bed.
<BA> She's not a snuggler
<Sean> neither am I
<Sean> that sucks about the flight, though
<julia> it does
<BA> nods -- what sucks is that they rescheduled her for 6am
<julia> they were not helpful at all
<BA> so she has to be at the airport at 4
<julia> though it makes me want to write stranded at the airport romance
<Sean> that's when I have to be at the airport on Tuesday
<Sean> I have a stranded at the airport romance story
<Sean> it's an xmas story, at that
<julia> you have one of everything, Sean
<Sean> *waggles eyebrows*
<BA> hell, Sean has two of some things
<julia> I am not yet that prolific
<julia> woo hoo
<BA> so, I bought something for you yesterday, Sean
<BA> SOAP NUTS
<Sean> what the hell are soap nuts?
<BA> okay, so
<BA> they are these nut deals
<BA> and you put them in a mesh bag
<BA> and you put them in your washing machine
<BA> and they make this all natural not scary don't be allergic to me laundry soap
<BA> and they work over and over
<Sean> ow, poor nuts
<BA> and you won't get a rash on your heinie
<Sean> I'm not sure whether to be horrified or impressed
<BA> oh, be impressed
<BA> if they work, we're buying more
<Sean> nut soap....
<BA> soap nuts
<BA> pay attention
<BA> not nut soap
<Sean> yeah, but they make nut soap, right?
<BA> not soapy nuts
<BA> not soup to nuts
<Sean> soapy nuts are a good thing, especially if you're sharing the shower
<Sean> the virgins are playing with nuts?
<julia> Fresh balls
<Sean> both of those are hysterical
<julia> the links are killing me
<julia> and I haven't followed them
<Sean> can you see a series of stories?
<Sean> each one named after one of these kinds of products?
<BA> Fresh Body Dry Balls
<BA> *looks at Sean*
<Sean> I'm telling you, story titles
<BA> I can see *you* writing a series...
<Sean> Fresh Body Dry Balls
<Sean> DZ Nuts
<Sean> Comfy Boys
<Sean> Dude flushable
<Sean> Fresh Balls
<Sean> Chamois Butter Original
<julia> stop it
<BA> Chamois Buttr Eurostyle
<Sean> Doing it Eurostyle
<BA> Did y'all know you could buy a 'love doll' on Amazon?
<Sean> man, it could be a fun series
<julia> .man, it took me ten minutes to find an injectable texas butter link
<julia> and you trump me with a sex doll
<BA> is anyone else having Boxing Helena flashbacks?
<Sean> okay, so they can sell sex dolls, but if I have a cover with a bit of flesh on it, they hide it?\
<BA> no shit
<BA> they have a whole bdsm section
<julia> I bet they hide the gay sex dolls
<BA> I may have to get the dog hood and bedazzle it as art...
<BA> I'm relatively worried about the hygiene of this one -- http://www.amazon.com/ieasysexy-Vibrator-Insert-Silicone-Stopper/dp/B00NMC5VFC/ref=pd_sim_sbs_hpc_3?ie=UTF8&refRID=1QXPAZXKMD041K453PDJ
<BA> (you need to put a warning on this post, Sean, because we'll get in trouble)
<Sean> yeah, these are some hard core toy links
<BA> (that's why you're a lesbian, love)
<julia> no one likes that smell
<julia> not even gay men
<BA> it has 85 reviews
<julia> shit, my books don't get that many
<BA> they like it more than my last book...
<julia> no kidding
<BA> I think we broke Sean
<Sean> I'm still trying to decide if I should write a series based on those titles or not ;)
<julia> you can have a plumppussy stroker
<julia> but a buttcheek on a book cover is too adult
<julia> it boggles the mind
<julia> and now I'm depressed
<julia> we need to sing christmas carols
<julia> or plan the Thanksgiving menu
<Sean> oooo, naaughty christmas carols
<BA> it is not xmas time
<BA> not until after thanksgiving
<BA> it is turkey season, damn it
<BA> gooble gooble
<Sean> gobble gobble gobble
<BA> we should make fried brussels sprouts again
<julia> what is the worst thing your characters have mader for a holiday meal?
<BA> but not that awful brussels sprout salad from last year
<Sean> the fried brussels sprouts were awesome
<Sean> the salad sucked
<BA> Sonny's moonshine soaked fried turkey?
<BA> Dillon tried to make pumpkin chiffon cheesecake once
<julia> oh man
<julia> let's see
<julia> Jonny tried to cook a turkey breast for Luc one year
<julia> blackened doesn't even begin to cover it
<BA> kitty jerky!
<Sean> wouldn't that be jerky made out of kitties?
<julia> Jed bought his marshmallows for sweet potato casserole from the convenience store one year
<julia> and all they had left were the mini rainbow ones
<BA> You have a point
<BA> RAINBOW MARSHMALLOWS!
<BA> does anyone know what the fuck
<BA> that Fake Off show is?
<julia> I think it's a dance crew thing
<Sean> never heard of it
<julia> I bet they get sued
<julia> for the name
<BA> with dragons?
<julia> special effects
<BA> there are dragons in the previews
<BA> I'm very confused
<BA> I mean, more confused than normal
<julia> this is a serious thing then
<julia> man, I need to close the screen with the sex toy
<BA> yeah, there was this giant floating pink dildo on her screen
<BA> bobbing like a giant dildo thing
<BA> Okay, we have to start supper. We're making risotto.
<julia> better than a turkey in the hot tub
<BA> Well, if we were Julia
<BA> or if J had a mouse in her pocket
<Sean> now I'm lost
<BA> or if I did more than drink the white wine
<BA> there's a great story about Tracy Lawrence (the singer)
<BA> where he was having a shitload of folks
<BA> over for turkey day
<BA> and the turkeys didn't thaw
<BA> so he put them in plastic bags
<BA> fired up the hot tub
<BA> and plopped them in
<julia> <the military we is making risotto>
<BA> there you go
<BA> the we that doesn't require me to actually move
<julia> I'm on it
<julia> hugs sean
<julia> two days!
<julia> see you soon
<Sean> see you in two days!
<BA> Love you honey!
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