Monday, December 15, 2014

Twitter Recap by Cardeno C.


Happy Monday! I haven't done a Twitter recap for a few months and I think it's time. By which I mean, I'm short on time and ideas. Ehm, with that stunning introduction, here comes Twitter!
  • End this business name: "Happy Endings In-Home...." Dec 14, 2014
  • Cover reveal for Jumping In,my release w/ @AReCafe --a cop's bad day ends when the vice-mayor finally makes his move! http://t.co/6vpP4VvcZB Dec 12, 2014
  • I love @Scribd as a reader so happy to say my shifter novella Blue Mountain is now in the catalog for other readers! #amreading Dec 11, 2014
  • How many of these delicious things can I eat and still consider this a healthy dessert? http://t.co/qYh3mDGJHs Dec 11, 2014
  • 1)You know what would make this knife better? No handle. 2) Primitive space-age, like business casual only worse. http://t.co/ZPmsZ3sbGm Dec 10, 2014
  • Stayed up late reading the cute Hummingbird House by @thekenziecade, childhood friends/reunion romance was gr8! http://t.co/c1XrFTFOxE Dec 10, 2014
  • Be afraid. Be very afraid.
    http://t.co/ZW3TyVrfY9 Dec 10, 2014
  • Free read TJ and Finn now on my website with a sexy cover! http://t.co/9T38qdwvt9 #mm #free #gayromance #romance Dec 09, 2014
  • I will not buy a Diet Coke despite this great offer and my cloying need. I will not. http://t.co/UC9p5VmuCK Dec 09, 2014
  • My massive crying isn't due to losing a limb in a painful accident or hearing depressing information. I chopped shallots. 4 shallots. Dec 08, 2014
  • Mary Calmes has a new book out!! I am beyond excited. http://t.co/vacpV0uall Dec 08, 2014
  • I walked by the couch and saw this.
    http://t.co/WdFSglA5XO Dec 07, 2014
  • I miss you. http://t.co/XVLoXz4Ybj Dec 06, 2014
  • Puppy has a new collar that makes her look like the gift she is. http://t.co/QJGQixzciH Dec 06, 2014
  • *snicker* http://t.co/VLttoKLVeU Dec 05, 2014
  • If it meant there was a Diet Coke at the end of it, I'd endure the pain. Two weeks without, y'all. http://t.co/BoZow93M5E Dec 03, 2014
  • It's (re)release day! A combined volume of In Another Life and Eight Days is available for $3.99. http://t.co/s7eR3PzuZo Dec 03, 2014
  • Got spam email from a new "friend" asking only for a response. I'm tempted to respond just to see her goal because I can't figure it out! Dec 02, 2014
  • This puppy makes mine feel underdressed. http://t.co/WuW9PwdCTT
    Nov 29, 2014
  • Inspiring view. http://t.co/ueIQlOtsSM
    Nov 29, 2014
  • Tonight's story inspiration: guy who won't turn his head yet sits beside - not across - his date & talks to empty space instead of her. Nov 29, 2014
  • http://t.co/H3OZPsMoKo Nov 27, 2014
  • This afternoon's writing view is really special. http://t.co/HQqsH
    3Im2q Nov 27, 2014
  • I win the creepy day contest, right? http://t.co/Fj7l9DYblP Nov 26, 2014
  • This is so true: http://t.co/DrDVY0FFJ9. Not that I'll ever get to taste it again. *sigh* Nov 25, 2014
  • I miss it. http://t.co/GjM9VwnhD7 Nov 23, 2014
  • Continuing the fire theme. http://t.co/BkDg2qyo75 Nov 23, 2014
  • Flaming coffee. http://t.co/j3afDGI3Uf Nov 23, 2014
  • As if my comma-where-a-space-bar-should-be phone isn't annoying enough, friends are mocking me by responding to texts like this: ",yes,". Nov 23, 2014
  • Today's cute: My puppy likes to be on whatever is the tallest surface. like the top of a stack of pillows. Or laundry. Nov 20, 2014
  • Bringing my own reading material to today's appointment. http://t.co/1xo1SXgNqE Nov 20, 2014
  • http://t.co/jlkQICUnWn Nov 19, 2014
  • Doctor said to stop drinking Diet Coke. I'm going to miss you guys Nov 19, 2014
  • Dr's faucet hands-free faucet doesn't wk. Waved hands, got closer & further & all I got was 1 second splash. Now have soap-sticky palms. Nov 19, 2014
  • Apparently the joke about old magazines in doctors' waiting rooms also applies to TV - Lucille Ball is on. Or else I'm in a time warp. Nov 19, 2014
  • Priorities: I delay things so I don't have to move laptop, disturb puppy, get up (e.g. bathroom break). What I can't delay is Diet Coke. Nov 18, 2014
  • I'm not usually one to post this kind of thing, but for some reason, this one was really meaningful today. <3 http://t.co/nPnVPGhPOD Nov 18, 2014
  • Are you dying? Because I'm dying. http://t.co/s491fsCPeA Nov 18, 2014
  • You. Guys. I signed up for Scribd thinking they had a great gay romance collection. Then today, I saw this: http://t.co/QrrRY56tR2!!! Nov 18, 2014
  • Things I admire about the dude who wrote this: his organizational skills (subparts are good). End list. http://t.co/SNNmvFXdhl Nov 17, 2014
  • So I thought I was having a bad stressful day. It turns out I was wrong, y'all. Context is everything: http://t.co/ddhsJWzqIC. Nov 15, 2014
  • I miss Karen Walker, you guys. http://t.co/ohsz7B80Lc Nov 14, 2014
  • My friend's tomato is not happy this morning. http://t.co/ASIK1cKdDg Nov 14, 2014
  • Listen to the racy sample of McFarland's Farm audio http://t.co/btj4tCXZnM #mm #audiobook Nov 13, 2014
  • Nobody is allowed to say people IRL aren't as stupid as romance novel characters & I need a @BuzzFeed intervention http://t.co/r9zffK6F5k Nov 13, 2014
  • I need a block for my computer to keep me from reading @BuzzFeed because I have neither time nor, apparently, self-control. Nov 13, 2014
  • Sitting on the couch typing, surrounded by blankets, pillows, & dog beds for puppy. She is, of course, lying across my arm instead. Nov 11, 2014
  • Does your job ever feel like this? http://t.co/ejRmoYL7nZ Nov 11, 2014
  • Brings me to tears every time I read it. http://t.co/Pb8fCoqi0y Nov 10, 2014
  • I wish McDonald's delivered Diet Coke. Nov 10, 2014
  • The background music at the restaurant was an elevator-style remake of Blister in the Sun. Are we okay w/ this happening to the Femmes? Nov 07, 2014
  • Today's writing challenge (for the vegetarian author): describing the experience of eating a rare, juicy steak like it's a good thing. Nov 06, 2014
  • I love a good punny in the morning! http://t.co/v0EtkUYtyF Nov 04, 2014
  • Laughed so hard I had a coughing fit. Who's brave enough to share their version? http://t.co/xdt0TbkDnL Nov 02, 2014
  • Me: "Can I please have a refill?" Waitress: "Regular or decaf?" Me: "Hahaha!" Her: "I know." *Shaking head and pouring* "Some people!" Nov 02, 2014
  • When explaining how your snuggly puppy is wrapped in your shirt, don't forget the R. It's the key difference between "awww" and "ewww". Nov 01, 2014
  • How to know you're tired: hitting the shift key to make a capital letter seems like too much work. Oct 30, 2014
  • My puppy sleeps like a person. She is on her side with her head on the pillow. http://t.co/EApUyZcMaU Oct 29, 2014
  • Was scheduling a meeting via text for 5:15 & got a response asking if I mean a.m. or p.m. What kind of maniac do they take me for? Oct 28, 2014
  • My friend just picked this from the garden. No joke. http://t.co/LegxzqQtRF Oct 25, 2014
  • This is really neat. I had no idea what it was until the very end! http://t.co/lR8coZYXxM Oct 25, 2014
  • I have to write blog posts. I'm terrible at writing blog posts. @renaekkaye, do you think anyone will notice if you write them for me? Oct 24, 2014
  • Okay. Everyone can pack it up for the day. This wins the internet. Start at 2:10 and prepare to die. http://t.co/RrlIjN1QwC Oct 24, 2014
  • Naptime. http://t.co/qO8jd7qwVs Oct 22, 2014
  • Dear Jack In the Box iced coffee: I love you. Oct 21, 2014
  • I talk abt youth and perspective at @QueerRomance today http://t.co/sh9aHriN2w Oct 21, 2014
  • Look at the sexy teasers @Surrendertobook made for The Half of Us! http://t.co/z1ljA9as6T Oct 19, 2014
  • I want to be the kind of person who can put this in the bathroom & have it look pretty plus be fully functional: http://t.co/jyKvfzoTwG. Oct 19, 2014
  • Anyone known where I can get Diet Coke with the, uh, extra ingredient that makes this happen? http://t.co/o3w8Lh7Gld Oct 17, 2014
  • Still feeling punny. Also, cheese because ... cheese. http://t.co/dX8QJN3GFo Oct 17, 2014
  • Today is a day that calls for puns. http://t.co/778idrF7P7 Oct 16, 2014
  • My morning today: http://t.co/SJQLxMOOKR. Oct 15, 2014
  • Organize? Totally. Clean? Not so much. http://t.co/0pBSrcpWq0 Oct 15, 2014
  • I love glass gourd season! http://t.co/8TRoJvcgsf Oct 13, 2014
  • Bonnie & Boonie are not the same word. 1 is a lovely name & the other sounds insulting. Don't ask what raised this. I'm trying to forget. Oct 10, 2014
  • Stay thirsty, you guys. http://t.co/6EHPQq07mr Oct 09, 2014
  • Jason in The Half of Us has a little trick to take his mind off annoying things, like conversations. I might too. http://t.co/7Yg1bPie6a Oct 09, 2014
  • Hottest #TeaserTuesday images ever from @ontopdownunder1. Giveaway too but those teasers. Look. Seriously. Look. http://t.co/elRxOa8xdZ Oct 08, 2014
  • Morning project: get rid of adware infesting my computer but not showing up on scans. Grrr. Oct 07, 2014
  • So, I went to get a coffee and ... this. http://t.co/P9L303ClkT Oct 07, 2014
  • As if to mock me for not using enough commas in my writing, my phone's comma is so close to the space bar I put a comma between every word. Oct 06, 2014
  • Good news this morning. It'll be great news soon. And then one day, it won't be news at all. It'll just be life. http://t.co/yBdz9nt29v Oct 06, 2014
  • If there's anyone happier than my puppy when she's going for a run, I haven't seen it. Haven't seen anything cuter either. Oct 06, 2014
  • Is it mean to laugh? Because I can't stop. I can't. http://t.co/G3HCXdqKfl Oct 03, 2014
  • Writer friends: the talented @bookidentity now does book design. I work w/Kelly on my website and bks and just love! http://t.co/tVlinVrq4q Oct 02, 2014
  • I know, you guys. I know. But I can't help myself. It's my evil side coming out. http://t.co/RNIHlOrDFT Oct 02, 2014
  • My puppy is wagging her tail in her sleep. I had no idea dogs did this. It's adorable. Oct 01, 2014
  • Love the voices in my head. http://t.co/Jme38BDIiw Sep 30, 2014
  • Update (2/2): She's laying on her back w/ her feet in the air like she's trying to get the spaghetti into her Fallopian tubes. Sep 30, 2014
  • Update (1/2): They're done. He's washing the dishes. Sep 30, 2014
  • Update - new text: But wouldn't you be like "ok. Enough spaghetti. Let's fuck" after like 30-45 seconds? Sep 30, 2014
  • (2/2) They literally are sitting on their sofa both in their underwear the woman totally topless, eating spaghetti. Sep 30, 2014
  • (1/2) Text from friend in NY hotel rm: There is a straight couple across the st w/ their blinds open. Sep 30, 2014
  • I'm thinking of getting a new kindle. Mine is an original & now there are many different ones. Which Kindle do you have/recommend & why? Sep 29, 2014
  • I just cleaned out all my email in-boxes. I feel so fresh. *Ahhhhh* Sep 26, 2014
  • "We'll switch marital partners more frequently in our lifetimes than we will banks." Thoughts? I've had the same bank acct for 24 yrs. Sep 25, 2014
  • Or in my case, caffeine. Like a 100% chance. http://t.co/6bXDKKAdua Sep 24, 2014
  • BWAHAHAHAHAHA! - "Couscous, Skittles?" http://t.co/3NjsBa6Ogs Sep 23, 2014
Have a great week.

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