<sean> good evening
<julia> hola peeps
<julia> which I originally typed as hola pepes
<julia> and this is the laaptop where the keyboard works
<BA> So Julia introduced me to Instagram
<julia> my old one had a stuck F key
<BA> and I love it!
<sean> more social media!
<BA> I know, everyone else probably already loves it
<julia> can you imagine with as many times as I use the F bomb
<sean> LOL Julia
<BA> and I'm late to the party
<BA> yeah, she's typed uck a lot
<julia> yes but you love it now
<julia> which is all that matters
<BA> I do!
<BA> I love pictures
<BA> I love taking pictures of Julia
<julia> sleeping julia
<sean> ba's in looooooove
<julia> frowning julia
<julia> burping julia
<BA> well, duh
<BA> are you getting the huge snow deal, Sean?
<sean> damn it
<sean> no snow
<BA> it's going to be 60 here tomorrow
<sean> no flurries
<sean> no storm
<sean> no dusting
<sean> NO SNOW
<sean> I am displeased
<BA> are you stressed?
<sean> about the no snow?
<sean> just pouting
* BA leans
<BA> oh, y'all
<BA> I am writing to a deadline
<BA> and it's going gangbusters
<julia> she is
<BA> but I'm *tired*
<julia> and the boys just got loud
<sean> loud is better than oh I have a deadline and they've gone quiet
<BA> oh, no shit on that
<BA> I'm not complaining
<BA> just working working working
<BA> am I a bad person for considering rubbing Pride and LaSalle from NCIS: NOLA together?
<sean> well if you are, then so am I ;)
<BA> because I totally am
<BA> well, we knew you were a bad person, honey
<sean> go learn things
<BA> I still have a chance ;-)
<BA> I liked, "Christopher, get in the car."
<BA> I mean, it's not Sherlock
<BA> but it's fun
<julia> it does give a girl ideas
<julia> I am working on deadline, too, but my boys are basking in their first sex scene
<julia> and not wanting to move on
<julia> I keep telling them
<BA> would you ever write a hero with ED?
<sean> I have a few deadlines
<julia> this is an erection lasting more than 4 hnours
<julia> but they don't listen
<sean> but of course the loudest boys are not on deadline ;)
<sean> a hero with ED?
<sean> not permanent ED
<BA> you've probably written that
<julia> only if it was a sci fi/fantasy where he had a magic pill
<BA> you've written what?
<BA> 45928347850239468720349857209837019875 books
<sean> give or take ;)
<BA> you could write a guy with 14 penises
<BA> oh, how much would that suck?
<BA> more cocks than hands
<sean> he'd have to have a lot of slaves
<BA> leave it to you to bring up slaves
<sean> let's, see 14 penises would require, well at last 7
<BA> where would you grow them?
<sean> although 14 would be better
<julia> I mean, I wrote a barbarian once who worshipped a hippo god with penises
<BA> what makes them penises and not arm-thingies?
<julia> my numbers lock was off
<BA> and how many balls would you need?
<BA> I mean, 28 balls is a lot
<BA> and lumpy
<BA> and lots of places to get racked
<julia> that's a lot of wiry hair
<BA> (is it racked or wracked)
<julia> racked I think
<BA> not if you're Sean -- then it's a lot of shaving or waxing
<sean> a LOT
<BA> can you imagine how bow legged you'd be with 28 testicles?
<BA> talk about not being able to hem a hog in a ditch...
<sean> hem a hog in a ditch?
<sean> that's a new one
<julia> no it's not
<julia> it's oooold
<sean> new to me ;)
<BA> it's an OLD one
<julia> means bowlegged
<julia> don't ever go swimming
<BA> with bowlegged wimmin
* BA high fives Julia
<julia> dances about the front room
<BA> what is with the scary clowns and that stalker show?
<BA> we were bad and had chips and dip for supper
<sean> bad ba and julia, no doughnuts!
<BA> now I need coffee
<julia> you have cookies
<BA> I think there are donuts in the freezer
<BA> so you know how you talked us into those fit tracker deals?
<BA> I've lost 17 pounds
<sean> go you!
<BA> well, I haven't actually *done* anything
<sean> except move
<julia> just sit on the couch and wave our arms some days
<BA> most days
<BA> I have arm waving weights
<julia> mine are 3 pounds
<julia> hers are
<BA> okay, I have a deadline
<sean> have fun!
<BA> and smooches
<sean> I have a story with 14 penises to write
* BA waves and poofs
<BA> love you!
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