Tuesday, April 14, 2015

The ABCs of Gay Porn


<julia> Waves madly
 <BA> The ABC's of gay smut
 <sean> well, A has to be for Ass
 <sean> B for Balls
 <sean> and C for Cock
 <BA> D is for dick
 <sean> isn't it interesting how the top three are abc?
 <sean> E is for Erection
 <julia> F is for fuck
 <sean> absofuckinglutely it is
 <BA> G is for Guiche piercing
 <julia> H is for Hard on
 <julia> I is for Ice?
 <sean> oh that works -- could be fun, too ;)
 <BA> LOL
 <BA> J is for Jacking off
 <sean> K is for Kissing
 <sean> L is for Licking (or lips)
 <BA> M is for Masturbation
 <julia> N is for Naked
 <sean> N is for Nipple Play
 <julia> or that
 <BA> O is for ORGASMS
 <sean> both work
 <sean> WOOO
 <sean> P is for Penis
 <BA> Q is for Queer
 <sean> R is for Rimming
 <julia> S is for Spanking
 <sean> S is for SEX
 <BA> T is for Tit play!
 <BA> (I had s is for smooching -- y'all are pervs)
 <sean> U is for Urethral Sound
 <sean> we are BA
 <julia> lol
 <sean> absolutely and unequivocally
  <julia> v is for vagina and vulva and all the girl things
 <julia> since girls deserve love too
 <sean> yes
 <BA> oh, that's good
 <BA> all I could think of was veneral disease
 <sean> W is for Wickedness
 <julia> heee
 <julia> ew
 <julia> X is for XXX porn
 <sean> Y is for Yes, master
 <BA> Y is for... yellow fever?
 <BA> Oh, that's better
 <julia> over here singing the alphabet song
 <julia> I get to the end and forget the order
 <sean> heeee
 <sean> nods
 <julia> I was an English major
 <BA> Z is for...
 <BA> Zoodles?
 <BA> Zebras?
 <julia> not the zed word
 <BA> Zippers?
 <BA> Oh!
 <julia> yes!
 <BA> Zippers
 <julia> yay
 <sean> nods
 <julia> go us
 <BA> Z is for zippers!
 * BA curtseys. Ta. Da.
 <BA> The ABCs of gay smut (with V for the girls)
 <julia> All I could think of was zombies
 <julia> hugs and waves
 <julia> night!
 <sean> ciao
 <BA> *smooches*

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3 comments:

  1. Great wake up post! Now all day I'll be singing the NEW alphabet song!!! Will have to buy some alphabet soup to play with!! Thanks ... this one was Great!

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