<BA> how goes it?
<julia> it rained cats and dogs
<BA> all of a sudden
<sean> we had rain today too
<sean> not like that
<julia> there are many May things to talk about!
<julia> May Day
<julia> which sounds dirty
<sean> it does
<julia> the merry month of masturbation
<sean> merry month of masturbation
<BA> It's the Merry Month of Masturbation!
<julia> first of may, first of may, outdoor fucking starts today
<julia> I love spring
<BA> (as a total aside, THEY REMADE FUCKING POLTERGEIST?????)
<BA> (what the fucking fuck?)
<julia> (Crimes against movies)
<sean> nothing is sacred
<julia> Cinco de Mayo
<BA> I have roses to replant, aloes to pot, herbs to pot
<julia> which also happens to be my SIL's birthday
<BA> that's the official planting day
<BA> oh, dude -- we sent her her box, right?
<julia> she loved the queso dip mmix
<BA> we still have Kiernan Kelly's Easter box on the desk...
<julia> yes well
<julia> Sean will get a Christmas box in February
<BA> Sean will get all the things in November
<julia> oh right
<BA> just like always
<BA> it's cheaper to have a visit than to fucking mail things
<sean> I know!
<julia> May flowers
<julia> our roses are booming
<sean> our tulips are almost ready to bloom
<BA> booming roses
<BA> I have huge orange ones on the side of the yard
<BA> I have 2 Mr. Lincolns
<BA> a peace
<BA> a JFK rose
<BA> of course
<BA> a yellow rose
<sean> of course
* BA siiiiiiiiing-- It's the yellow rose of Texas I'm going home to seeeee
<BA> no order man has held her, her heart belong to me
* BA grins
<BA> I know, I've become one of those boring old lesbians that's obsessed with fixing my house and gardening
<BA> sue me
<BA> (did I mention we're remodeling the bathroom?)
<julia> no suing
<julia> we can't afford it
<BA> no shit, we're remodeling the bathroom
<BA> Okay, let's perv this up
<BA> best masturbation scene you've ever written
<sean> oh god, we're supposed to remember?
<sean> I didn't even remember to write a snippet using one of last week's pic-up lines
<BA> strain your brain
<BA> well, neither did we
<julia> I know my favorite BA one
<julia> it's in Latigo
<BA> Dean and Will!
<sean> oh, I love those boys
<BA> My favorite Sean one is Rig
<sean> thinking about his Marines
<BA> fantasizing about the marines
<julia> yep and one is spying on the other
<BA> my favorite Jullia one is in Pictures of You
<BA> with Hal and Leanne and Church
<BA> and the window
<julia> oh yeah!
<julia> hee I love that one
<julia> what about outdoor sex?
<BA> does sex on a boat count?
<BA> MJ AND SONNY!
<julia> didn'rt Dave and Amos have sex outside in Stress Relief
<julia> I know Ross and Tank did in Taking the Leap
<julia> when they went fishing
<julia> so that will be mine ;)
<BA> does anyone even remember poor Dave and Amos?
<BA> my first original babies
<julia> I do!
<sean> I do
<julia> that book had a dog named Moodle
<julia> me and you and a dog names
* BA giggles hysterically
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<BA> dude, that was so funny that J pooted...
<julia> not for real
<julia> in the channel
<BA> well, only the people that know you would think that
<BA> the people that know you would KNOW that
<julia> sean has the may flowers thing cornered with the Briar Rose books
<julia> (see me try to stay on topic)
<sean> I'm working on a new one
<sean> I have a new one coming out in July
<julia> no, I am working on it
<sean> what I'm working on is a new Box of Nails
<julia> as a proofer
<BA> okay, my snack is calling
<sean> mmmm food
<BA> I have a strict schedule
<BA> shot food food shot food shot food food shot
<BA> love you, honey
<BA> have a good one
<sean> you too!
<julia> night y'all!
<BA> next week will be whining about travel.
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