Monday, January 7, 2013

Twitter Recap by Cardeno C.

Happy Monday! There might come a day when I have something insightful and scintillating to say on this blog. Until then, I'll continue to grasp at straws. Today is one of those days - another twitter recap. I hope your 2013 has been terrific so far!

  • restaurant industry tip: don't say the reason a side dish didn't get delivered is because "she felt sick & ran to the bathroom." Jan 06, 2013 
  • Oddly riveting and catchy, don't you think? Jan 06, 2013 
  • Win a copy of Wake Me Up Inside here: Jan 04, 2013 
  • How to feel old: put on a sweatshirt that has the date on it. From over 20 years ago. Jan 04, 2013 
  • Eight Days was included as a December favorite at @jayhjay432 - whoot! Jan 03, 2013 
  • This is the text I got from my friend who is moving: We've gotta code mover is HOT! Jan 03, 2013 
  • Thanks so much to @Lasha for choosing Wake Me Up Inside as one of her Top Five Paranormal M/M Books of 2012! Jan 03, 2013 
  • What kind twisted maniac puts raisins in chocolate chip cookies? Jan 03, 2013 
  • Noooooo! Jan 02, 2013 
  • Just heard about a cornhole tournament. Y'all it's a real thing. Really. Jan 02, 2013 
  • What. Is. Happening? Jan 01, 2013 
  • Happy happy new year! I hope your 2013 is full of happiness. Jan 01, 2013 
  • Have I ever mentioned that I have a thing for Jon Bon Jovi? Fifty years old and more gorgeous than ever. Dec 31, 2012 
  • A fly keeps attacking me. Inside my house. I think this means I've taken this writing thing too far and should maybe integrate bathing. Dec 31, 2012 
  • A glimpse of life w/ a looming deadline: staying in all weekend & writing w/ only an occasional mental-health break to organize my closet. Dec 30, 2012 
  • Time machine update: rocker dude is back at the gym. Slayer shirt this time. Sleeves cut off because no way would they fit. Tats on display. Dec 27, 2012 
  • Sitting outside the gym finishing my Diet Coke before going in and surfing iTunes. Something seems odd about that but I can't figure it out. Dec 27, 2012 
  • Good news - Joe the plumber has arrived w/ my new water heater. (for real) Dec 26, 2012 
  • Success! Dec 26, 2012 
  • 4 people on iPhones trying to find an open coffee shop. No luck. Dec 26, 2012 
  • Talking to 2 single straight guys in their 40/50s who were friended by model-type 20's women on FB. They didn't believe me when I said scam. Dec 26, 2012 
  • When is a bad time for a hot water heater to die? If you chose Christmas day right before leaving for a party, you're looking in my window. Dec 25, 2012 
  • OMG Eight Days is mentioned in USA Today: “@HEAusatoday: Mary Grzesik #HEArecreads m/m” Best gift ever. Thank you! Dec 25, 2012 
  • Merry Christmas! Here's a little falalalala for you: Dec 25, 2012 
  • A really nice review for Eight Days at @T2BReviews. Thank you. Dec 24, 2012 
  • How long can a cup of coffee sit out before it goes bad? Because I just discovered someone's abandoned Starbucks cup & it looks full ... Dec 23, 2012 
  • Today's mystery: Diet Coke – tastes good. Veggie loaf – tastes good. Diet Coke/veggie loaf burp – tastes gross. Dec 20, 2012 
  • Double fisting it this morning. Need two Diet Cokes. What did you think I meant? Dec 19, 2012 
  • Y'all. I have spilled THREE different substances on my shirt today. & the day is just getting started. Dec 18, 2012 
  • Off to a protest. I'll be back yesterday. Dec 18, 2012 
  • Honored to be included w/ MaryCalmes @arieltachna @andrewgreybooks @amymaclane: Scattered Thoughts Best Books of 2012 Dec 18, 2012 
  • Love this example of shiny-happy from people who have a somber-sulky rep. Way to find your good time! Dec 18, 2012 
  • Just pretended to text so I could take a pic of a couple at the gym for a future book. = New writer's low. Dec 17, 2012 
  • RT (best start to a week in the history of ever - thank you!): Joyfully Jay Crissy’s Best of 2012 Dec 17, 2012 
  • Marine Captain Matthew Phelps proposes last night to Ben Schock at the White House. Congratulations to them. Dec 17, 2012 
  • Uh, that's a new road feature. Dec 16, 2012 
  • Remember my mechanic post? I've been back twice. Latest news: he's 80% confident that the issue is resolved. I'm still 100% clueless. Dec 15, 2012 
  • I just got the most amazing cover for my new book from @ReeseDante. Shivers and smiles, y'all. Dec 13, 2012 
  • Today is the last day to win a copy of Eight Days here: Leave a comment for @jayhjay432! Dec 13, 2012 
  • Taking shortcut in neighborhood & had to stop for 1/2 dozen guys w bulletproof vests, radios, & guns. Police incident or porn shoot? Dec 12, 2012 
  • Time machine alert: pantera shirt, acid washed jeans, rocker hair dude just walked into the gym. Good shoes though. Dec 10, 2012 
  • I needed something happy today and this So did the job. Dec 10, 2012 



  1. Oh cool! You tweeted about the USA Today review. I'm not on Twitter so I had no idea. So sweet to call it a present. You are gifted already.

    1. It was a wonderful present. Thanks again, Mary!