Tuesday, April 21, 2015

in which we do naughty things to that old rhyme Monday's child is...

<sean> good evening
 <julia> hey there
 <julia> how goes?
 <sean> it goes
 <sean> you guys?
 <julia> LOL
 <julia> Is it Monday?
 <sean> yeah, somehow
 <BA> All damn day
 <julia> It must be Monday if Sean is so blah
 <BA> heeee
 <julia> reminds me of that old rhyme
 <julia> Monday's child is fair of face
 <julia> I wonder if we could re-write that with sex acts...
 <sean> heeee
 <BA> I'm a Saturday child
 <sean> I'm sure we could
 <BA> Monday's fuck is slow and tired
 <sean> Tuesday's fuck is two for one
 <julia> it has to rhyme sean
 <julia> ;)
 <sean> oh well, then i'm fucked
 <sean> ;)
 <BA> So, Monday's fuck is slow and fun
 <julia> heee
 <BA> Tuesday's fuck is two for one
 <julia> Wednesday gives a hump for all
 <BA> Thursday's fuck is muscly and tall
 <julia> Friday ends the week with a bang
 <sean> Saturday's fuck is hugely hang
 <sean> ;)
 <BA> And the fuck that comes on the Sabbath day
 <BA> Is hot and sweaty, kinky and gay.
 <sean> wooo
 <BA> Ta. Da.
 <julia> Oh, I like it
 <julia> poetry
 <julia> we're so talented
 <sean> heeeee
 <BA> we're deeply fucked up
 <julia> Sean is just hangry
 <BA> Heeee!
 <julia> it is Monday after all
 <sean> cackles
 <julia> God knows I'm just glad to not be at the hospital
 <BA> you and me both
 <julia> stares at BA
 <BA> fuck off
 <sean> lol
 <sean> no more hospitals
 <julia> nope
 <julia> no mas
 <BA> I sure hope not
 <BA> that was less than fun
 <sean> yeah
 <julia> and everyone kept asking me and BA if we were going to adopt
 <julia> dude, we're old
 <sean> cackles
 <sean> at the hospital?
 <julia> we have basset hounds
 <julia> nods
 <sean> LOL
 <julia> as soon as we said we were married
 <BA> nods
 <BA> everyone
 <julia> they all asked
 <sean> that is awesome
 <BA> they conversation went like this:
 <BA> "You're too young to be here."
 <BA> Yes, I am
 <BA> "Who is this? A friend?"
 <BA> My wife.
 <BA> "Oh, how cute. Are you going to adopt?"
 <sean> cackles
 <BA> Uh... No. We have dogs.
 <julia> Two
 <BA> 130 pounds of dogs
 <julia> that's like having 4 two year olds
 <BA> Oh!
 <BA> So, last night
 <BA> Sadie the dipshit
 <BA> is outside freaking out
 <julia> oh God
 <julia> like a maniac
 <julia> barking
 <BA> like serious losing her shit
 <julia> whining
 <julia> pawing at the back gate
 <BA> we look -- nothing
 <BA> no cat
 <BA> no coyote
 <BA> no axe weilding maniac
 <BA> no alien
 <BA> zip
 <BA> we go to bed
 <sean> oh an alien would have been fun
 <BA> Sonny gets up twice
 <julia> heee
 <BA> Sadie gets up again
 <julia> Sadie gets up at 4
 <julia> won't let me sleep
 <BA> We're reconsidering the don't kill the dogs plan
 <sean> heeeee
 <BA> the sun comes up
 <BA> J goes outside
 <BA> and I hear hysterical cackling
 <BA> there's a HUGE tumbleweed
 <julia> stuck in the gate
 <BA> which has tumbled, as tumbleweeds are wont to do
 <sean> lol
 <julia> must
 <julia> defend
 <julia> moms
 <BA> nods
 <BA> or at least go outside and bark at the motherfucking thing in the middle of the night
 <sean> heeeee
 <BA> until violence is threatened
 <BA> those tumbleweeds are intense, man
 <BA> ;-)
 <sean> heee
 <BA> okay
 <BA> it is time for me to invent food
 <BA> involving quinoa and arugula
 <sean> I had buffalo burgers
 <julia> yum
 <julia> and yum
 <sean> nods
 <julia> I will cheer on from the sidelines
 <sean> and roasted caulliflower
 <sean> which I have just discovered is made of awesome
 <BA> yes!
 <BA> it's nummy
 <BA> I love it
 * BA smooches
 <BA> off to invent all the food
 <BA> love you!
 <sean> night hon
<julia> night

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