Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Pick up lines

<BA> booooo!
 <sean> eeeeek!
 <BA> *grins*
 <BA> hey darlin
 <BA> how goes?
 <sean> it goes
 <sean> how's you guys?
 <BA> we are both alive!
 <julia> hey y'all
 <julia> I am pooped
 <julia> I know, it's a thing
 <BA> J has two shoes
 <sean> as opposed to three?
 <julia> I know!
 <julia> not one shoe and a medical boot
 <sean> ah
 <sean> yay
 <BA> we're so proud
 <sean> heeee
 * BA grins
 <BA> So, J and I were pondering pick up lines
 <BA> like, Nice boots, wanna fuck?
 <sean> heeee
 <sean> Are you tired? Because you've been running through my dreams all night
 <sean> or do you mean fun pick up lines?
 <sean> ;)
 <sean> Nice package, wanna deliver it to me?
 <BA> Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.
 <sean> cackles
 <sean> then there's the straight to the point ones
 <sean> wanna try my backdoor?
 <BA> Here's my library card. Can I chiech you out?
 <BA> chiech?
 <BA> check
 <julia> blinks
 <julia> did I fall asleep?
 <julia> Uh
 <sean> LOL Julia
 <julia> Are you a professional wrestler? Because your body is slammin'
 <BA> We're having a penis measuring contest over here. Do you have a yardstick we can borrow?
 <julia> Honey, you look sweeter than a new set of snow tires.
 <sean> Wanna see my swelling?
 <BA> Do you mix concrete for living? Because you're making me hard.
 <julia> You remind me of my big toe. Because I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture I own.
 <BA> Come sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
 <julia> You should sell hot dogs because you know how to make a weiner stand
 <sean> heeee
 <BA> Nice ass...what time does it open?
 <sean> Wanna suck my lillipop?
 <sean> <lollippo>
 <julia> You have an ass like the North Star, and I'm a wise man, so I follow it
 <julia> <massive typos>
 * BA giggles happily
 <julia> Oh! From a Christian Dating site:
 <julia> You. Me. Song of Songs remix
 <BA> Ropes, spurs, leather gloves -- even if I wasn't a cowboy, you're talking about a good time.
 <sean> Wanna play with my handcuffs?
 <BA> How would you like a pinch of me between teeth and gums.
 <julia> I just signed up to be an organ donor. Can I give you  my heart?
 <sean> awwww
 <sean> that one's sweet
  <BA> heeee
 <julia> I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
 <BA> The eternal redneck mating call: Hey, bay-bee! Hey, bay-bee!
 <sean> LOL
 <BA> I may not be in love, but I'm damn sure in heat.
 <julia> cackles
 <BA> Let's go somewhere private and I'll check you for ticks.
 <julia> snortgiggle
 <julia> okay I'm out of lines
 <julia> at least for now
 <BA> If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
 <sean> Hey Stud, wanna fuck?
 <julia> siiings with you
 * BA grins
 <BA> I may have been in a few honkytonks...
 <BA> a couple
 <BA> once or twice
 <BA> ;-)
 <sean> so I challenge you guys to each pick one of those pick-up lines and start a short ficlet with 'em
 <BA> works for me
 <sean> nothing long, just something fun
 <BA> I'll work one up and pop it on my blog?
 <julia> heee
 <julia> okay
 <sean> sounds good to me
 <julia> you're on
 <julia> though it might be tomorrow
 <julia> I need to get my newsletter out O.O
 <BA> shh
 <sean> sometime this week - no pressure
 <sean> newsletter, what's a newsletter?
 <julia> LOL
 <julia> bad sean
 <sean> (I am so behind on those)
 <BA> don't talk about that
 <BA> did I do one?
 <julia> I have no idea
 <julia> the month is a blur
 <sean> so far 2015 is a blur
 <julia> no shit
 <BA> nods
 <BA> damn it
 <BA> I need to do one
 <BA> tomorrow
 <BA> later
 <sean> lalalala
 <sean> ;)
 <sean> so same time next week?
 <julia> you bet
 <BA> same bat time, same bat channel
 <sean> cool
 <sean> be good!
 <julia> holy fucking shitballs batman
 <sean> LOL
 <julia> hugs
 <julia> night!
 <sean> night :)
 <BA> *smooch*

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