Tuesday, June 9, 2015

Things you don't know about Sean and BA- aka Julia Takes Over Cafe Risque'

Top ten things y'all don't know about Sean Michael and BA Tortuga by Julia Talbot

That's right, y'all. I'm here, I'm wide awake for a change, and I'm dishing dirt.

10. Sean Michael loves to write sex. Okay, y'all think this is a given, but you've never heard Sean rhapsodize about it, complete with eye rolling and lip smacking and the occasional "eh" because Sean is Canoodlian. Seriously. Also. ask Sean's spouse about the crowning discussion at some point.

9. BA Tortuga gets really goofy at 3 am after working her ass off all day at a conference. Or at 9pm after drinking shots with Kiernan Kelly all night. There was a discussion that nearly killed Chris Owen at Houston RT back in the day about a time-traveling, clockwork butt-plug. There was once a penis balloon hat that rendered her speechless for an hour. It's a thing.

8. Sean has a deep, abiding obsession with with notepads, notebooks and sticky notes. Are you friend? You will receive them for birthdays and Christmases, for Canada Day and for the 4th of July. Sean is remarkably holiday inclusive. Sean also wraps gifts. BA stuffs everything in a Target bag.

7. BA is currently obsessed with sticky notes of all colors for plotting books. It works, but containment is becoming difficult. Send help.

6. Sean buys hats. Everywhere we go. Disney. Austin. Virginia Beach. Montreal. Las Vegas. San Antonio. Hats hats hats. All with city logos.

5. BA is a T-shirt girl. Sherlock. Dr. Who. She has one that says "Andrew Grey's Favorite Lesbian" because he told her so.

4. Sean adores creme brulee. Not kidding. Pumpkin flavored. Passion fruit. Chocolate. Starbucks brand. All of the burnt sugar!

3. BA loves popcorn. Salty. Crunchy. If she could fill a trashbag with popcorn she would just eat that all month.

2. Sean comes to chez BA and Julia for Thanksgiving every year. There's turkey. Sean likes dark meat. BA likes layer salad. Sean likes pumpkin pie. BA pecan. We shop, but not on Black Friday. We giggle a lot. There are leftovers. Yay!

1> Sean and BA are best friends. No, really. Since 1999 or so. They talk online every day. Share all the ideas. It's adorable. If y'all want to know more, tune in to this blog every Tuesday.

If you have a topic you’d like us to chat about (or any other favorite things you'd like us to share), please let us know. We’re totally up for that.

You can find us on Twitter at @seanmichael09, @juliatalbot and @batortuga.

Sean’s website is http://www.seanmichaelwrites.com

Julia’s is http://www.juliatalbot.com

BA’s is http://www.batortuga.com


Sean -- https://www.facebook.com/SeanMichaelWrites

Julia -- https://www.facebook.com/juliatalbotauthor

BA -- https://www.facebook.com/batortuga



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